GAME ONE
Mars Bars or Milky Way?
  
Earth Girls started in Roswell, which was roped off and out of play for Game 1.
 
 
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     As soon as the game began, the Earth and Mars teams battled it out for territory, scouring the field for hidden boxes of chocolates. 

 

Players presented their box of chocolate to the lady of their choice, and led her captive into the game as a player on their team.

 

Once the Earth Girls were "freed", Roswell was declared "in play" and a flag worth 50 points
was hoisted.  The Earth Team scored 30 points for rescuing one lady and capturing the flag.  However it was the Martians who made off with all of the women, scoring 40 points in Game One.

 

GAME TWO
UFO ABDUCTION
 
Our ladies were entered into the on field Game Two beauty pageant (Miss Paintball Canyon), 
but the Martians decided to relocate the event (and the contestants) to the Red Planet.  

  

The Martians descended in droves, outnumbering the Earth Girls.  The ladies were not defenseless, however, as they got to start from fortified positions inside the buildings and behind the walls.  Meanwhile the Army was mobilized and sent to save the Earth Girls. 

 

But a few of the Martians were carrying a perfected version of the Love Potion Number Nine - a limited number of pink paintballs.  Any Earth Girl who was hit by one of these pink paintballs was powerless and had to join the Martian team!

 

Mars scored 10 points for abductions, while Earth scored 40 points for rescuing Earth women and 25 points for a flag.

GAME THREE
ALIEN MIND CONTROL 
 
Game Three was divided into three concurrent missions;

 

Mission 1: FIND THE ALIEN BABIES. Alien babies were scattered all over. Each of these little green inflatables was worth game points for either team.  The Earth captured one of the babies for 5 points, while the Martians scored 45.

 

Mission 2: CONTROL THE AIR WAVES. The control tower at Roswell was equipped with a PA system hooked to a loud Speaker.  Both teams want to play their own subliminal messages to speak to the ladies; The Martians tried to play Elvis (proven track record with Earth Girls).  The Earthmen used Tom Jones to cast a love spell that no living Earth woman was able to resist. Each team got points based on how long they could control the air waves.  Tom Jones got 30 points of airtime, while Elvis only got 14 points.

 

Mission 3: TEST SUBJECT. The Aliens needed to kidnap an Earth Girl for experimentation purposes.  The lucky girl was "anesthetized" and secured to a stretcher, then transported to a secret laboratory where the Aliens performed operations.  The Earth team got points if they rescued the girl.  The Martians scored 7 points at the laboratory.

 

GAME FOUR
BATTLEFIELD EARTH
 
 

There were three flags, worth 10 points each. Earth controlled two of them, and Mars took one just before time expired.

 

GAME FIVE
DEPARTURE 
 
 

The Martians decided to phone home to tell the boys on the Red Rock about all of the awesome Earth babes they encountered.  No doubt many more Martians would be willing to take the next bus to Earth after they heard the news. They took control of Roswell and prepared to broadcast their interstellar message from the air traffic control tower. Mars scored 24 points for flag possession, and Earth took 31 points for blowing up targets and briefly controlling the flag.

Final Score     Earth - 181   Mars - 150